Any person that has ancestry originating in the Iberic region of Catalonia and speaks Catalan.
They're known to be fierce defenders of their opinion, their culture, being just a tad stingy, and (only some of them) their wish to free their homeland from Spain.
They can be seen anywhere in the globe as tourists (there's 1 in a 342 chance of a tourist being a catalan) or hard working immigrants, but their natural habitat is Catalonia.
They're known to be fierce defenders of their opinion, their culture, being just a tad stingy, and (only some of them) their wish to free their homeland from Spain.
They can be seen anywhere in the globe as tourists (there's 1 in a 342 chance of a tourist being a catalan) or hard working immigrants, but their natural habitat is Catalonia.
Dude, everywhere I go, I we've met at least one catalan!
Even to that trip to Iceland?
I saw no less than 3!
Even to that trip to Iceland?
I saw no less than 3!
by Will Wordbuilder June 13, 2018
Get the catalan mug.When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".
Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!
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by Epicsauce😎 April 15, 2019
Get the catalang mug.An Island Country In The North-West Pacific Ocean (Also Has Territories/Claims In Ohio) Near North-East Japan Founded By Our Great Hero Caden M. With The Currency Of CadeLandian-Dollars and a Population of over 250-Million People An Army Force of 4.8 Million Soldiers, 2,135 Nukes, 4,500 Tank Destroyers, And A Fleet Of Over 9,000 Bomber Jets. It Is The 60th Largest Country And The 2nd Most Powerful Behind America(USA) And In Front Of Russia(The Communists). It Has A Wealth Rate Of Over 99.9% With Only 0.1% Being Homeless/Poor. A Flight There Is 24,000 A Person, Unless You Are Flying With Caden Himself And His 4 Bodyguards, Yazan(Elite), Jeremiah(Elite), Jordan(Advanced), And Yaseen(Special-Ops). Trevor, Being The Vice President Of CadeLandia Is Only In His 1st Term, Caden, Having Infinite-Terms. COUNTRY FOUNDED-2013
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Get the Catalano mug.A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.
Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!
by Patatabrava March 1, 2019
Get the CATALAN mug.A Catalano Complex refers to the high likelihood that consensual sexual actions have taken place or will take place at least once between too siblings, provided that:
Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:
The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.
The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:
There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered
unattractive, and:
The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the
same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the
sexual relations in question.
Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:
The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.
The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:
There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered
unattractive, and:
The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the
same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the
sexual relations in question.
Person 1, looking at a hot girl talking to her equally hot twin brother: "Damn, they definitely have a Catalano Complex."
Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
by ElongatedTaint October 25, 2018
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