Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

CockMuncher

Anyone Named Benji

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher

by 666Forever March 26, 2009

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

by I SUCK CANDY February 25, 2009

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010