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Stands for cerebrospinal fluid, the thing in your brain and spinal cord. You need it to survive, duh.
Jerry: Poor Kyle died cause he lost his CSF.
CSF by SomeRandomGuyWhoLikesNoodles February 11, 2024
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I've got a serious case of CSF right now after eating that chalupa.
Jenny told me she isn't coming with us to the movies because she CSF.
CSF by Pentarcle March 20, 2024

csf ncsf 

Means "ce sa faci, n-ai ce sa faci!" equivalent to "what can you do, you can't do anything" usually when you deal with stupid people or facts you go like : csf ncsf..
B:Ai auzit ca inca e viu Iliescu?
G:Csf ncsf..
csf ncsf by junkwd December 31, 2016

CSF Fishing Staff 2021 

A group of some of the sexiest, hottest, funniest, sexiest, coolest people ever. They can tie a Carolina rig AND a two hook bottom rig, take fish off hooks, clean a fish all while looking SUPER sexy and hot and awesome. They are Barbz for life. They also have class and so much sass. They are super kind and would never yell at anyone (just make sure you know how to remove a fish off of a hook). One look and you’re blown away. Be careful around them because they won’t reciprocate the love you show if you don’t follow the 10 spoken rules of Fishing Station and the numerous unspoken rules.
Random Sea Gull counselor: Dude, did you just see the CSF Fishing Staff 2021 over there????!!!??

Morgan: oh yeah, they are so cool and hot and sexy and awesome.
Collective Stupidity Field Effect
A semi-tangible psychic aura that surrounds any large concentration of ignorant people. At close ranges CSFE has been shown to disrupt electronics, frighten small children, and bruise fruit. In general the power of any given CSFE is directly proportional to the number of individuals involved and inversely proportional to their distance from the subject, but this equation changes drastically in cases where the CSFE generators have access to long-distance communication technology.

CSFE exposure is measured in nubs, derived from the equation unit 'NuB/S' (Force of stupidity * gravity * coefficient of social friction * bullshit per second), with 1 nub being approximately the amount of ignorance necessary to ignore one 'sticky' thread containing the answer to your question on a message board.

Prolonged exposure to high-density CSFE has been proven to impair judgement and reduce motor skills. Use care until you are familiar with its effects.
Damn it! I got hit by a passing CSFE and now I don't remember my passwords!
CSFE by Krich December 12, 2008
An acronym for 'Car Seats For The Littles'

It's that little place on Facebook where humour and your life is sucked from you, when you can never smirk, make a funny comment or god forbid if you like a snarky comment! It's main purpose is supposed to be helping you with your kids and their car seats but they will shame you and tell you to buy a new car/car seat or replace your child. You're never good enough and neither is your car seat!
Mom: Hi, this is my child in her car seat, is it installed ok?

CSFTL tech: ok first, how old is she? Is that shoulder pads? Why isn't she rear facing? What is her height and weight? Is that A JACKET??? It doesn't matter how cold it is, jackets are never ok! Freeze all the children! You should really buy a new car or/and car seat! You can't afford it? Well you shouldn't really have had kids then.

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csftl by Cm90 May 23, 2014