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caffeinated 

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.
After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!
caffeinated by Hackermom November 10, 2005

caffeinate 

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine
Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!
caffeinate by m f luder August 23, 2011

Caffeinated Cheerleader 

Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"
Like Oh my gawd, my battery is running out! I'm such a caffeinated cheerleaderrrrr!

caffeinhated 

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake
"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."
caffeinhated by Linosova May 13, 2010

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.
Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"
caffinated by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

caffeinatedyak 

A giant dancing purple vagina that shoots out donuts when the moon is ripe and full. Approach with extreme caution and offerings.

See duck
caffeinatedyak by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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