crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucify

The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.

Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."

by The Chilean Rawdoggers June 2, 2014

Crucified

A total dickface who sucks a lot of asshole in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the chode of a cumdumpster named Felorin.

You're a fag, Curt. (Curt being Crucified.

by 20 August 17, 2004

Crucify

A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.

"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"

by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

Crucifying

A sex position where the guy holds up a girl like they are being crucified and fucks them from behind.

Cody tried crucifying Maddy to give her a good time. Her hole was never the same.

by thecerealraper June 7, 2018

Crucified

1. you are very drunk
2. you are very high
3. clapping somebody's cheeks
4. failing a class
5. death

Myles And Collin were chugging a lot of vodka and soon became crucified.
After becoming very horny, he proceeded to crucify her cheeks.
I took a big test and i'm crucifying the class.

by crucifiersunite November 10, 2019

Crucified

when you get attacked verbally by multiple people for not obvious reason.

Person 1: are you ok?

Person 2: I’m getting crucified on twitter for sharing my opinion.

by Rayan7x August 27, 2022