Couch 

I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch

Couch by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Couch 

A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.

Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"

Couch by lukashnsn5 September 2, 2011

Couch 

referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty

"Look at the couch on that bitch!"

Couch by BIlly the Poet March 7, 2009

Couch 

A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.

The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.

Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch

Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.

Couch by Uggin December 9, 2008

couch 

Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event

Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.

couch by Megsi May 23, 2005

Couch 

Another name for a vagina.

Your couch is so fine I wanna lose my change in your cushions, baby. and "why's there all this hair on the couch?"

Couch by Taxman10 July 14, 2011

Couch 

The place where young children get ston'd in the morning.

Get off the couch or you'll get ston'd

Couch by xXPickXx June 1, 2011