by oorah72 December 28, 2009
Get the Kentucky Cordon Bleumug. n: a sex act performed on a sandy beach. a man removes his penis from a woman's vagina, sticks it in the sand, reinserts the penis, and cums inside of her and keeps fucking her.
I can't wait to go to Cancun for Spring Break. I'm gonna hand out Chicken Cordon Bleus left and right.
by bornofdesire32 December 19, 2007
Get the Chicken Cordon Bleumug. A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011
Get the Le Cordon Bleumug. When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu
by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019
Get the Bullshit Cordon Bleumug. Variation of chicken cutlet except that the giver has a bad case of smegma and wraps his johnson with mustard and bacon.
by Madhu January 27, 2004
Get the chicken cordon bleumug. (See Big Montana) In a reference to the best sandwich at Arby's, the chicken cordon bleu refers to a pristinely sexed vagina. While female sex organs like the big montana are common among whores the cordon bleu vagina is the crowning condition of of the organ. Legend holds that all who have attempted to fuck a pussy into cordon bleu have died, but one has been born that will shape the bleu.
He fucked that pussy into cordon bleu. She woke up to discover her roast beef and cheddar had been turned to chicken cordon bleu by her lover.
by Sir Nate Dogg September 27, 2007
Get the chicken cordon bleumug. When one sexual partner gets on all fours and puts their ass in the air stretching out their asshole and the other sexual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others asshole.
by DrRobot August 8, 2015
Get the Swedish Cordon Bleumug.