*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011
Get the Miranda Comparisonmug. Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.
Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011
Get the Atkin Comparisonmug. (dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.
by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009
Get the exaggerated comparisonmug. To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.
by densitybacon May 24, 2015
Get the Obsessive Comparison Disordermug. by bigdc October 28, 2011
Get the Hot By Comparisonmug. The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the apple-to-orange comparisonmug. by accountscomparison October 4, 2021
Get the Accounts Comparisonmug.