compaq
Overpriced piece of shit computer company with even shittier customer service, run by foreigners who couldn't speak English to save their lives.
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a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.
b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.
c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.
b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.
c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.
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Compaq
Compaq (Kom-Pac) noun 1. A weapon in the shape of a laptop, however, does not offer the services as one.
Dude, look at that loser over there thinking he's hot shit sipping a latte with his Compaq ... "HEY JACK ASS! Get some money together and buy a Toshiba!"
compaq
Computer manufacturer that makes everything from handheld computers (pocket size computer) to the gs320 (a UNIX server the size of a uhaul van). They also made good portable systems until they merged with hp (now their laptops suck because they only have 1 memory slot).
compaq by root@localhost August 23, 2003
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Dude i wuz gonna game on my compaq at the lan but i had to take it apart and solder the fan to the usb port and reinstall windows.
compaq by caffeinatedsoap October 2, 2003
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Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"
John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
compaq
The invention-free PC marketing company that attempted to acquire some brains by buying Digital Equipment Corporation but failed to layoff all of themselves at the same time... so now they all got sucked up by HP and COMPAQ is dead.