cocksman

A man who thinks with his dick first, and his head second.

Why are you surprised that all I think about is sex? I'm not going to apologize. I'm a cocksman!

by morpheus30 July 16, 2010

cocksman

A term, popularized by Owen Wilson in the movie; "Wedding Crashers", to identify a man who lives to have sex, usually in the absence of real love. Tends to think with his penis.

"I tried to practice abstinence for a period of time, but I gave up. There are too many sexy ladies, and I'm a cocksman at heart."

by Lauren M January 22, 2007

Cocksman

One who is skilled in the ways of the cock (pronounces "yaulk" in French). Often mistakenly associated with being well endowed, which is a key characteristic of a cocksman, but must include the ability to successfully slay inordinate amounts of poon. For a reason that has been pondered but never explained by the more philosophical cocksman of history, the greatest cocksman tend to prefer strippers, escorts, and women with fake breasts.

"Due to his ability to pleasure a large number of fake breasted women, Wade became known as the greatest cocksman the world had ever seen."

by WhiteyEMSR January 2, 2017

Cocksman

Every guy that has ever chose to cheat on his @ the time relationship. Favorite things to talk about revolve souly around anal sex and chicken soup in vagina's. Lady's these are not loving relationships. If your stupid enough to stay with these type it's your own fault you get hurt.

Jay: You wann come over to my place and hang?
Kay: No way dude, your a cocksman and if I don't give you a peice you'll just call a hoe program till you find one that will.

Jay: Your a shit friend
Kay: I'm a smart Woman, not a sloppy horsehoe loosy vaj. You know, the type your into.

by KC'sURBsslinging-eaturselfpus December 7, 2009

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

by estimablesir January 11, 2009

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010