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Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit
Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!
by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009
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clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.
The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?
by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006
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clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it
Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out
by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014
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Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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Clutching it up

When a motorcyclist performs a wheelie and uses the clutch to bring the front wheel up. This technique is often used at higher speeds, when the bike simply doesn't have enough power to wheelie, or when the rider wants to bring the front wheel up very quickly. It is the most common form of wheelie among stunt riders.

Done by pulling in the clutch and bringing up the rpms a t a rapid pace, and then releasing the clutch while still applying throttle. The sudden surge of power causes the bike to raise much higher than a power wheelie.
Brandon was working on clutching it up today. His power wheelies just weren't good enough for him.
by jebova2301 February 7, 2009
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clutching the pearls

when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
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Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.
Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.
by Kortni11 January 20, 2009
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