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An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:

"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."

"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."

"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."

"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."

"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.
Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
Closer by shankershank January 6, 2011
Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.
closer by Eddy S. October 30, 2007
One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.
"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me
Closer by Dave September 15, 2004
In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant
Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.
Closer by Roy109 June 16, 2010
closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer
bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"
CLOSER by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004