canned

Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.

by Polka-dotted-cow April 27, 2008

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004

canned

Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.

"Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal."

by Dannie Straw & Derrec Patrick February 4, 2009

canned

adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.

OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED

by jei1118 April 2, 2010

Canned

Getting imprisoned

My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!

by PussyEater112 May 19, 2015

Canned

When a jock/bully throws someone in the school dumpster.

"Travis(jock): Look Conner(quarter back) canned the nerd"

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

Canned

To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing

Oh no! I got canned last night for going out

by Ahjajwjwksk August 10, 2021