Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

Cthulu

A giant fictional creature created by the imagination of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.

I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Cthulu

The elder god.

"Let's build an altar and sacrifice goats to the elder god Cthulu!"

by Zach-H (September282005) May 2, 2004

Cthulu

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞Cthulu

by WolfInDisguise October 28, 2019

The cuttlefish of Cthulu

A very large flaccid penis.

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

Cthulu

Every japanese girl wettest dream.

"what's your fantasy ?"
"Cthulu"

by Moulouhia December 26, 2018

Cthulu

The devil is inside this cat so don't boop it or it will attack and kill you just ask The Official JMFC he is the one that owns said devil cat

Cthulu is the devil

by Tomothy🎄™ December 23, 2020