Definitions by xDark_Alleyx01

PMO 

Acronym for "poor me organ".

"that little voice, that twinge of doubt in your chest is your pmo. And that son of a bitch is a liar everyday, even if its one small step, you work towards ripping that son of a bitch out and throwing it to the lions. EVERYDAY, no excuses, never quit. Once you beat your PMO, you're unstoppable. More guys flunk ranger school from mental stress than physical. Discipline and drive is above muscles every day. Doesn't matter if you feel tired, sick, sad, it's your PMO. You say "fuck you" and finish the mission. Period." - a wise buddy of mine.

that little voice, that twinge of doubt in your chest is your pmo. And that son of a bitch is a liar

PMO by xDark_Alleyx01 January 30, 2019

chocolate rain 

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

chocolate rain by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

Taint 

The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.

"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"

Taint by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

The cuttlefish of Cthulu 

A very large flaccid penis.

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"

The cuttlefish of Cthulu by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

My most visited website.

"I was on Urban Dictionary from like 3 to 8 last night."

Urban Dictionary by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Skateboarding is not a crime 

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.

"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."

Skateboarding is not a crime by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Caucajun 

(1) A Caucasian that lives in southern Louisiana and associates with Cajuns.
(2) A Cajun that doesn't act Cajun.
(3) A Cajun-Caucasian person.

"that there Caucajun just bought 5 pounds of mah scrimp!! I'm gonna go get myself some beer, me."

Caucajun by xDark_Alleyx01 June 27, 2016