buttstache

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

Bullsnatch

another way of saying bullsh*t

Thats Bullsnatch, you liar!

by Misty [KUpKiZZLE] August 7, 2008

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

pencilton-buttstache

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

by S-Trip July 23, 2007

Buttersnatch

Similar to butterface, a chick with a hot body and face, but a stinky or ugly pussy.

She was a slammin hottie, but when I slipped off her panties she had a buttersnatch. It was a jungle meat locker down there.

by Rabbit77 January 8, 2006

Buttstache

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."

by labia lightnin January 8, 2007