Similiar to butterface. When a chick seems like a 9, but you get downstairs and discover a complete trainwreck.
"Dude, everything was great until I took off her pants... felt like I was making out with Droopy. Total buttercunt."
by TheRomantic November 21, 2011
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by Bernard McGraw February 25, 2009
Get the Buttercunt mug.your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".
by Ruik Truink March 29, 2008
Get the carolina butter churn mug.Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
Get the Texas Butter Churn mug.When a man shoves a woman's face in the toilet while engaging in anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet as he drops a load in her asscrack.
by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008
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2. Something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as butter. You can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
2. Something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as butter. You can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
Sally pulled her skirt up with a shift and a queef and eminated the words from her mouth hole. Stick your big silly weener in my butter churn.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004
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Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator August 1, 2008
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