Butlered
My co-worker Jimmy fucked my gal when we were on vacation in Italy. I’d never been butlered before in my life.
Butlered by Jasper Pipe September 20, 2018
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Butlered
the instance of AppLovin CS & developers lowballing or attempting to close your ticket with the worst resolution imaginable
I sent in a ticket since my BOGO pack didn’t give free one. I ended up buying 2 more to see if it would come through but now devs are suggesting I delete account and start over. I refuse to be butlered by them!
Butlered by PseudoKitt March 7, 2022
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Butlered Up
–verb
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.
Phil really butlered up his date with Nancy when he accidentally set her house on fire.
I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.
I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.
Butlered Up by Rebutler April 13, 2011
Malcolm Butlered
(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.
2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.
2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.
Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.
2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.
2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.
Malcolm Butlered by mycousingeorgie May 5, 2018
Buttered the bread
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017
buttered toast
Toast. With butter on it.
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008
buttered theatre girth
When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008