bullshiticus

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."

i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.

by objdefvis May 15, 2016

Red Bullshevik

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side

Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.

by Man of Gold June 8, 2014

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Bullshivek

safe american/russian word for Bullshit!

cut the bullshivek out!

by Bradley is a farmer January 24, 2010

Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.

Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!

by MysterySteve September 27, 2011

Bullshisity

The level of bullshit of something that is seemingly or almost certainly full of bullshit.

Person 1: I saw a leprechaun on Shamrock street
Person 2: The level of your bullshisity is unbelieveable

by kidA_123 January 16, 2010

Bullshevik

Something that is stated by a person or persons that is generally or wholly untrue; a lie; an example of nonsense, malarkey, hokum, bullshit, crap

(The phrase has been mockingly taken from the Marxist Bolshevik Party of Russia who founded the Soviet Union)

Bill's story of how he flew helicopters for the CIA is complete Bullshevik.

by filmdummy January 24, 2010