Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

Brown Pants Moment by schmowo November 19, 2009

Brown Poncho 

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

brown pie 

when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )

"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"

shit pie crotch rot stanky pussy brown pie

brown pie by im#1SuperStar July 19, 2009

Insane Brown Posse 

A group of aging encopretic rappers who rap 1950s Frank Sinatra and Peggy Lee hits as a form of geriatric empowerment while openly shitting themselves at the mike.

Insane Brown Posse is seriously dope, they are the ultimate mouthpiece of octogenarians and nonagenarians everywhere!

Insane Brown Posse by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Brown Pen 

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.

Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."

Brown Pen by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009

Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Paddle Award by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Brown Pontiac 

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.

Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.

Brown Pontiac by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010