Brotosterone

Male euphoria during athletic occasions

The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.

by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

brotus

Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.

John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."

by Joseph Ihrke March 23, 2008

Brotocol

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.

"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."

by Brown Magick March 2, 2010

Brotorboat

v. int. The act of a man pushing one's face in between two ample man-breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Wouldn't you love to see Ryan Seacrest brotorboat Meatloaf?

by theoddsmaker June 17, 2009

Cheetah-Broosie

The MOST terrifying beast of all - much more so than the cougar monkey

If the heavens ever unleash the Cheetah-Broosie, we'll know the end is near.

by Andy Bond April 28, 2008

brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.

Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.

by vigsxxx October 2, 2009

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008