Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

by oneall April 10, 2009

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

St. Broseph

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.

Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!

by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010