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Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.
by M Rockwell September 3, 2007
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Bromenclature

The act of substituting or changing a word to incorporate the word bro to make you more awesome or appealing to a crowd of fellow males.
Examples of Bromenclature :
"Randall hooked it up with a fake I.D. so I could mack on all the skeezy bar sleeze. What a fuckin Bromosapien."
"Dude, Eric copped out on us again to hang out with his woman, what a faux-breaux."
"Thanks for the lift Brobi Wan Kenobi!"
by Evan C January 5, 2009
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Brodette

A chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. Drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.
"Victoria, you're damn chill, I appreciate you brodette".
by dkwondo April 11, 2011
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Brodette

The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.

Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
"You know Bridgette too?"
"Yeah she's super cool. An absolute Brodette."
by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021
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Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
by Stall101 October 29, 2009
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Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.
I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.
by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011
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