Bromiscuous

The phenomenon of too many dudes hanging out at a social gathering, especially one in which alcohol is consumed in large quantities, without the presense of any chicks; drunk dudes at a sausagefest who start to blurr the lines between just being a "bro" and taking it a borderline homosexual level that starts to get weird

Mark: Dude, were you at Joe's party last weekend?

Neil: Yeah man. It was just Joe and all his weird friends from high school. They were starting to get a little bromiscuous man.

Mark: Like what?

Neil: It started out with some beer pong victory dance they were doing... and then Garrett licked Joe's nipple

Mark: ... thats pretty bromiscuous

by PatchesMcBalls December 11, 2010

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

bromeopathy

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).

Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!

by Seattle's Finest Lobster April 19, 2022

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

broment

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.

The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.

by joshinatorg January 23, 2009

Bromeo

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

by bpes January 29, 2009