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bollocks

n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding
1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!
by ChipW July 28, 2009
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Billy big Bollocks

Someone who exhibits signs of being braver or more confident than they actually are
Look at Billy big Bollocks over there, trying to pick a fight with that big bloke.
by Morriarty! May 12, 2011
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Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.
1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!
by Bagpuss August 15, 2003
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Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.
Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”
by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021
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Cunty Bollocks

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012
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bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.
"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
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bollcocks

see bollocks. bad, wrong, tits up, rubbish, shit
"everything's gone bollcocks" - everything has gone wrong/bad
by miss_lola April 22, 2007
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