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Brosshart

When you lead an ex-girlfriend on by having sex with her and leading her to believe forming an actual relationship is possible when really all you want to do is get laid.
Dude, Joey is a dick. He totally Brossharted Stephanie.
by Son of an Eagle February 27, 2011
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Broshido

An unspoken code of honor between men (bros) in relation to dating/sleeping with women. A man of Broshido lives by a concept to serve and do no wrong to his male friends and family, even at the cost of his own happiness. There are no written rules, rather, it is a concept based on personal virtue and humility.

The origins of this practice are based in the Japanese philosophy of Bushido; "The way of the warrior". The ancient code of Bushido emphasises a lifestyle of loyalty, honor, obedience, duty, and sacrifice.

Much like this original school of thought, Broshido is a dying tradition. It has been overrun by modern male ideology of pride, selfishness and peacocking.
“Mike walked away when his brother’s hot, drunk ex-girlfriend tried to hit on him. Truly he is a master of Broshido.”.

“Dave saw that his friend was interested in the girl he was talking to. Without hesitation Dave introduced her to his friend and walked off into the night. There was no easy one night stand for Dave that evening, however, his legend was woven into the fabric of the universe.”.
by Vedi March 26, 2011
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Broshevik

Your Bro
Tonight I'm chillin with my Broshevik Joey T.
by thequietsun December 27, 2011
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Hootie and the Brofish

A group of Bro's that has a very obvious leader to the outside world, yet is unrecognized by said Bros. The alpha male or coolest (dubbed Hootie) and the rest of the Bros (often not referred to by name but can collectively be called, The Brofish).
Kim: Those guys are so Hootie and the Brofish. Brian is obviously Hootie. And Mike and Nate they are for sure the Brofish.

Lisa: Truth.
by Never a Hootie October 10, 2011
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broship

A non-romantic pairing of two (or more) characters together. It focuses on the their relationship as friends, or occasionally as real blood-related brothers.

May be written as: "bro ship", "broship" or "bro!ship"

Relatable to: BrOTP
Ace, Luffy, and Sabo have the best bro!ship ever!
I love Edward and Al, they're my number one broship.
Yep, I bro!ship those two.
by kerfulles January 26, 2014
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Allie Brosh

Allie Brosh is the incredibly funny blogger behind Hyperbole And A Half. She is also quite sexy and deserves to be a famous billionaire.
I had a dream that I was stuck in an elevator with Allie Brosh and two Velociraptors. I, of course, saved her life so that she could keep entertaining the masses with her hilarious blog.
by It's Top Secret May 21, 2010
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Bronish

Everyone's favorite bro. This mighty brown is the epitome of awesome, and should be regarded as the highest class of friend, human, and occasionally prankster.
"Aye man, we hanging with tonight?"
"Only if Bronish is there, that kid is so dope yo."
by mamba5000 January 9, 2013
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