Brogressive

Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.

Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting?

Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.

Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.

Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.

by Jadecoloredgoggles January 9, 2012

Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009

Brosness

The act of commissioning goods or services from a "Bro" with no intention of monetarily compensating them for their hard earned labor or efforts.

"the guy is like the Donald Trump of Brosness, he asked me and my bro to help him move on saturday, left a note and a key under the matt and said we could have whatever was left in the fridge...the bro wasn't even there.

by Smithers Woodhouse May 11, 2012

Brogressional Medal of Honor

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).

Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.

by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012

broishness

When a girl acts like a "bro", like a guy.

In italiano: quando una ragazza si comporta da ragazzo.

The coolest thing about her, though, is underneath all her broishness, she actually has a romantic side.

by hamil-taint March 31, 2016

brogressive

A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.

"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."

by Sam Cooksmith May 19, 2016

bigness

When playing Super mario brothers and mario is big.

Darn it i just lost my bigness,

That stupid turtle just killed my bigness.

by flmtech May 4, 2010