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Bronstonism

In bronstonism it has a holy book also known as the ‘bible of POG’ a holy verse from this book is : ‘ I’m intoxicated, .... intoxicated by swag 😎’- jerome 34.67
I’m bronstonism-bronstonism is me
by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 7, 2020
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brettinism

the theory of bretts being zombies
the man believed in brettinism
by eric neumann October 27, 2004
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Bronstonism

POG POG VERRY MUCH POGGERSSS ALSO SAWG

MAXIMUM SWAG BECUSE IM JESUS
I LOVE BRONSTONISM

POG VERRY much swag

I love jesus
by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 7, 2020
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019
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Braytonism

A mental disorder characterized by lying without lying, talking in circles, and always taking it a little too Farr.
He has a serious case of Braytonism.
by Brie007 February 16, 2018
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Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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