brazilian 

Female pubic area that has been completely shaven, leaving absolutely no hair behind. Not to be confused with a landing strip, which is a partially shaven pubic area that is shaped like an airport runway.

Carrie: I wouldn't be caught dead in that bikini.
Samantha: Honey, you better hope you were dead, if you were caught wearing that bikini without shaving.
Carrie: I shave down there.
Samantha: Honey, you're gonna need more than just a shave, you're gonna need a Brazilian.

brazilian by bjsk90 December 9, 2008

Brazilian 

Having a 'Brazilian' involves the complete removal of body hair in and around the pubic area. This has become accepted as the norm for most women under 40.

When you had your legs waxed did you also get a Brazilian?

Brazilian by Sydney Max May 20, 2009

Brazilian 

A word used to describe a shaven pussy.

"I lifted up her skirt, she had a brazilian"

Brazilian by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Brazilian 

If your Brazilian you have the same culture as the most beautiful people ever to walk this earth, with golden sun kissed skin and sexy exotic features such as almond shaped eyes, incredibly long lashes, long legs, abs, and thick luxurious wavy locks. The men, are in similar ranks, with shining eyes, silky curls for hair and bodies like Roman statues.

Bro I wanna get a Brazilian girl

Did you see those girls? They must be Brazilian

Brazilian by alextpierce56890 September 1, 2017

Brazilian 

A really huge number, in the region of a million billion or more.

iPhones are for pretentious middle-aged wankers and will go out of fashion before they even come into it. I wouldn't buy one one even if I had a brazilian pounds.

Brazilian by heckzecutive October 2, 2008

Brazilian 

To be overpowered to the point of total capitulation.
Refers to the 7-1 spanking that the German national football team gave their Brazilian opponents in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
They were, quite literally, "Mullered!".

"I've never seen such a one-sided fight. This boxer is indeed, getting a Brazilian. Someone needs to throw a towel in here!"

"Arsenal are a great team, Jeff but sometimes they play away from home and are always capable of getting a brazilian".

Brazilian by Theopompus July 10, 2014

brazilian 

1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.

Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!

brazilian by noy June 15, 2013