Brainfuck 

Brainfuck is an esoteric programming language made in 1993 by a Swiss student named Urban Müller. It is designed to be very minimalistic, but you get an a aneurysm when you try to program with it.

Brainfuck contains only eight characters, < > , . + - . There have been no actual programs made with Brainfuck.

Here is a Hello World program in Brainfuck:
+++++ +++++>+++++ +++++<- >++++.---.+++++ ++..+++.>>>+++>+++++ +++++<-
>++.<<<<+++++ +++.----- ---.+++.----- -.----- ---.>>+++++ +++++.

I just went into a coma because of Brainfuck. I tried to make a program, but the letters were shuffled. How does that even happen!?

Brainfuck by DropKickMcGee April 5, 2025

brainsick muzik 

Wicked Rap label created by twisted insane

Brainsick muzik go hard nigga

brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

Brainful 

1. Stereotypical britbong with an obscene love for Harry and Meghan
2. A person with a tiny skull and medium sized brain
3. The biggest boomer you know

Droolio: Did you see the Oprah interview with Harry and Megan. It was soo good, I loved it.

Nakia: Sigh...whatever you say brainful

Brainful by Brainful March 23, 2021

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

brain fuck 

The condition usually experienced after regaining consciousness after tripping your balls off (using LSD) as your mind attempts to recover. Symptoms include a feeling of general stupidity and the soreness one would associate with having a large phallus shaped object repeatedly shoved into the depths of the cranium, no lube.

Oh, brain fuck.
After dropping that dose last night, my brain fuck makes me feel as dumb as a fucking rock.
20 hits of acid will cause a serious brain fuck.

brain fuck by theoneyiv December 6, 2009

brain fuck 

To screw with someone's head, by using deceit, taunting, and name-calling.

Kevin just brain fucked the shit out of you.

brain fuck by kingkevin November 14, 2006

Brainfucking 

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.

Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"

Brainfucking by immaterial labour February 5, 2015