Brain Damage

Short as fuck and is named Cameron Bermani

Cameron has Brain Damage

by David likes Big Macs April 16, 2019

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megan

your are the definition of brain damage

by katy perry? the third April 17, 2022

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When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

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secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

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C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018

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