Bonified

When something is so amazing that it gives you a boner.
Mostly applies to males.

Mark: Man that movie was so bonified.
Tom: It was that good eh?
Mark: Oh yeah I got the biggest boner right there in the theatre.

by sXe vGe March 09, 2010

bonified

to explain that you have a boner.

"Dude im bonified right now!"

by SuperBang69 May 25, 2009

bonified

stuck up, nasty, full of yourself

"Did you hear what she did! Oh my god, what a bonified bitch!"

by underthesun03 April 14, 2006

Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 12, 2009

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

bonified

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

by John Bonified January 30, 2024