Billtard

someone who is bad with money.

"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.

by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017

Bollard

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

by Oni16 May 2, 2006

BullTard

An idiot who thinks that stock markets always rise.

The bulltards who bought Google's stock at $500, since it was such a great price after falling from $650, have hopefully learned something now that it's below $400.

by dearjohn January 14, 2009

Bulltard

Investing, technical analysis, a person who is overly “bullish” the market even in the presence of bearish indicators.

He is a degenerate crypto currency bulltard

by Spetz1 February 12, 2018

bulltarded

an exclamation that may escape one's lips during an energetic response to another's outlandish statement. a combination of "bullshit" and "retarded", "Bulltarded" originated accidently but is sure to stand the test of time.

"Brett Favre is so amazing, one day i'm going to marry him."
"No. Fuck that. That's bulltarded!"

by themattgregory December 3, 2007

bollard

ginormous testicle

That squirrel has retractable bollards.

by choodlin June 6, 2019

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003