Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 11, 2019

boink

verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate

Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.

by cybercownow September 21, 2005

boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

by Adam May 08, 2004

boink

Can Be a 1.)Sound Effect Or 2.)a verb ( I learned this in English)
1.)Bouncing noise...
2.) Used to Describe having sex, in a less awkward way

1.) It Boinked off the side of the wall and hit her in the face
2.) You can't just Go around Boinking Whoever you want!?!

by Jordan m.d. November 23, 2003

boink

to engage in sex

I boinked some one

by Sam Ross May 14, 2003

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

by bubbabrown123 February 01, 2006