man of wax

A perfect man. Too good to be true, as if a wax model (a perfect replica).

Person a: Have you seen John? He's so hot.
Person b: Yeah, he's really a man of wax.

by steveman1123 July 02, 2021

Boinking

In rock climbing, after taking a fall into free space, the climber and belayer work together to pull and bounce the climber back to the rock

Climber: man I just had such a big whipper, I don't know how to get back up to the rock!
Belayer: let's try boinking you back up!

by steveman1123 December 05, 2024