Borstrich

Noun- Bird+Ostrich+Horse = Borstrich

ELLEN BROOKS IS A BORSTRICH. but I love her.

love gar.

by poop12345678987654321 November 4, 2011

BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall

Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010

BIERSTIEFEL

German for beer boot, a glass boot made for drinking beer out of.

er trank einen Liter Bier von seinem BIERSTIEFEL.
he drank a liter of beer from his BEER BOOT.

by todd d July 15, 2007

Borstal

A now defunct prison exclusively for delinquent youths and under 18's who have broken the law.

That Tom is a complete hooligan, he's going to be sent to Borstal

by Mooma August 11, 2006

Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.

The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.

by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007

beersty

adj. having a desire to drink a beer; a combination of beer and thirsty

barkeep, im so beersty, prepare me an ale!

by robertjames May 25, 2005

borest

The act or state of being so bored, you can't type correctly

"me= bored"
"me=most borest"
"what's borest?"

by Kadie-Lee May 17, 2008