bojo

Someone who is stupid or does something stupid, i.e. using a hover board on water.

McFly, you bojo, those boards don't work on water! Unless you've got power!! AH HAHAHAHAHA

by massworder July 20, 2009

bojo

A slang name for London mayor Boris Johnson, taking the first two letters of his first and surnames and combining them.

"Look there's Bojo!"
"Who?"
"Boris Johnson dumbass"

by onehotminute May 29, 2009

Bojo

The man who canceled your holidays and screwed over your children.

"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems pretty nasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."

by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP October 10, 2020

bojo

A situation in which you would be better off jerking off, or #bojo.

I was going to vote for Donald Trump for President, but.... #bojo.

by wabisabi October 7, 2016

Bojo

Simple term for an idiot, moron, simple headed etc..

Originating from the famous Donald trump.

He couldn't even change the car tyre, what an utter bojo!

by Ariarose04 December 31, 2020

Bojo

A Bojo is a bicycle, specifially a public-access bicycle, sponsored by Barclays Bank in London. It is mainly blue, and has inadequate panniers. In December 2010, Bojos became available for casual use.
They take their name from BOris JOhnson, Mayor of London when they were introduced, and an advocate of cycling generally.
NB The Mayor of London is emphatically not the Lord Mayor of the City of London.

There's a bojo rack round the back of the Bank of England.
You didn't see many bojos in summer - but now they're everywhere!

by railtracksurvivor December 4, 2010

bojo

Slang term applied to students at Bob Jones University, an ultra-Christian-conservative college located in Greenville, South Carolina, USA.

I saw a BoJo buying porn at the Lake Forest Quick Stop!

by GrittyKitty December 11, 2006