The doctor told me that I risk massive damage to my anus if I force out my bojo. What does he know, I just want it out, even if it kills me!
Police say the victim appears to have been split in to two from sholder to nipple. The man managed to use the very bojo that killed him to smear a final message onto the bathroom floor, "freedom". Police suspect this to be self inflicted, but aren't ruling out foul play from outside influences.
Police say the victim appears to have been split in to two from sholder to nipple. The man managed to use the very bojo that killed him to smear a final message onto the bathroom floor, "freedom". Police suspect this to be self inflicted, but aren't ruling out foul play from outside influences.
by Notreallydave October 12, 2019
by Jim speaks the truth July 26, 2018
"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems pretty nasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."
by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP October 10, 2020
by Ariarose04 December 31, 2020
A Bojo is a bicycle, specifially a public-access bicycle, sponsored by Barclays Bank in London. It is mainly blue, and has inadequate panniers. In December 2010, Bojos became available for casual use.
They take their name from BOris JOhnson, Mayor of London when they were introduced, and an advocate of cycling generally.
NB The Mayor of London is emphatically not the Lord Mayor of the City of London.
They take their name from BOris JOhnson, Mayor of London when they were introduced, and an advocate of cycling generally.
NB The Mayor of London is emphatically not the Lord Mayor of the City of London.
There's a bojo rack round the back of the Bank of England.
You didn't see many bojos in summer - but now they're everywhere!
You didn't see many bojos in summer - but now they're everywhere!
by railtracksurvivor December 03, 2010
Bojo: A magical monkey, with white fur. They swear, hit, and bite. They also come in many forms. Eg: TransvestiteBojo, Xmas-Bojo and Army General Bojo.
by Tom Zagonetka March 05, 2010
by urban-dictionary_101 January 06, 2021