bojo

boris johnson prime minister of the united kingdom

also known as the dick of the uk

yo do you know where bojo went

by urban-dictionary_101 January 6, 2021

bojo

Bone Jockey will become a widely popular insult around 2014, then be shortened to "BoJo" in 2015.

Data: Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!
Whitey: Unless you've got power!

by CainTheLongshot December 29, 2005

Bojo

A constipated shit, that just can't come out.

The doctor told me that I risk massive damage to my anus if I force out my bojo. What does he know, I just want it out, even if it kills me!

Police say the victim appears to have been split in to two from sholder to nipple. The man managed to use the very bojo that killed him to smear a final message onto the bathroom floor, "freedom". Police suspect this to be self inflicted, but aren't ruling out foul play from outside influences.

by Notreallydave October 12, 2019

Bojo

A lump of faeces too large to traverse the u-bend

Who voted for this bojo?

by Jim speaks the truth July 25, 2018

bojo

Someone who is stupid or does something stupid, i.e. using a hover board on water.

McFly, you bojo, those boards don't work on water! Unless you've got power!! AH HAHAHAHAHA

by massworder July 20, 2009

bojo

A slang name for London mayor Boris Johnson, taking the first two letters of his first and surnames and combining them.

"Look there's Bojo!"
"Who?"
"Boris Johnson dumbass"

by onehotminute May 29, 2009

Bojo

The man who canceled your holidays and screwed over your children.

"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems pretty nasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."

by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP October 10, 2020