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boones farm 

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
boones farm by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

Boones Quarters

Used to define hot temperatures.
It's hot like "boones quarters" in here yall need to turn up the fan.
Boones Quarters by lwrdmazda August 12, 2005

boones friend

Compadre’s who enjoy the cold refreshing sweet and delicious nectar know as Boones Farm Wine while together. It is typically consumed among friends while road trippn, tailgate chillin, bon-fires, beaver beatdowns, and or hunting/fishing trips. Also "has" to be used in conjunction with a Mexican huggie.

Popular flavor include:skrawberry hill, fuzzy navel, melon, berry blend and skrawberry daiquiri

Can be found in most gas stations in the malt-liquor section.
Bromigo(driver): Hey dont you think its time to hit some backroads and hammer on some boones!!

Bromigo(shotgun seat): HelltotheYeah!!

Bromigo(driver): Thats what Im talking bout!! Cause we boones friends!!
boones friend by duckninja6 April 27, 2010

boones farm 

The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boones tatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.
Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.

Nah, dude, I hate wine.

It's Boone's Farm, nigga!

I'm there!
boones farm by Jack Diesal April 18, 2005
(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.

(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.
(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.

(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.
boones by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.

Cody: "Did you just get off work?"

Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
Boones by CBAM!!! December 14, 2011
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