Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blumpkee

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

blumpkabout

The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.

Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.

by Diarhea Monsoon December 4, 2009

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The art of receiving a blumpkin on a roller coaster.

I heard it was physically impossible to receive a BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on the Kingda Ka, but I proved otherwise.

by Bobby Fishher May 5, 2008

blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

by Pat Blake December 20, 2008