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mental blueballs

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.
Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010
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Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.
by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020
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Conversational Blueballs

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.
Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.
by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009
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bluebayer

a terrible copycat person how like to steal peoples ideas
OMG! she is such a bluebayer
by coolpig November 28, 2019
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Audio Blueballs

The feeling one experiences when a song ends on a non resolving chord and leaves the listener's ear wanting resolution (the root of the key usually). Also when a song is cut or stopped before the chorus or other major event like a memorable solo such as in Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb.
Dude, the ending of that song left me hanging. It was almost an eargasm but left me with a serious case of audio blueballs.
by phantomdrummer August 19, 2011
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Bluebajew

the word bluebajew comes from the latin word 'Hitler'.

when you refer to someone as a 'bluebajew' you are calling them a half eatten McMuffin Sandwhich from McDonalds that was purchased by a blue jewish smirf named doiley.
them:"Your mothers a whore"
me:"fuck you, your such a bluebajew"

them:"well your a fluffalump"
me:"that doesnt make any scence retard"
by assface magge April 10, 2010
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blueballs

The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.
She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.
by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005
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