Real name: Johnathan Porter. A Los Angeles classical music composer who played quarterback for his high school football team. Known for his unique skills which include voice cracks in mid-lyric, rapping off-beat, and "saggin til the meat show." Has released a number of fantastic, lyrical songs such as "Deadlocs" (has a sequel!), "Respect My Cryppin'", and "Freak Bitch," however, lately the white folks have taken a liking to one in particular: "Thotiana." Real fans have been tuned into this Next Mozart/Tupac since "Next Big Thing", a song centered around a double meaning for Blueface becoming famous and the size of his penis.
Drunk white girl: "pLaY THotIANa whoooooooo!" (quite a few months late for that)
DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"
DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"
by elalmighty March 15, 2019
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by bleepblopbloopityblipbloppers June 17, 2020
Get the Pull a blueface mug.Blueface is a rapper who will mop the floor and he will say yea'aiight in every song and he rapps off beat and he will tell you to bust down THOTIANA on the DEADLOCS
songs: 1.thotiana ft. cardi ft. yg
songs: 2.freak bitch
songs: 3.bleed it
songs: 4.deadlocs
songs: 5.fucced em
songs: 6. F.S.L ft. C-Nova x Lazer
songs: 7.stop cappin
songs: 8.west coast
songs: 9.respect my crypin
songs: 10. Next big Thing
songs: 11. Slide ft. french montana x Lil tjay
songs: 12.studio
songs: 1.thotiana ft. cardi ft. yg
songs: 2.freak bitch
songs: 3.bleed it
songs: 4.deadlocs
songs: 5.fucced em
songs: 6. F.S.L ft. C-Nova x Lazer
songs: 7.stop cappin
songs: 8.west coast
songs: 9.respect my crypin
songs: 10. Next big Thing
songs: 11. Slide ft. french montana x Lil tjay
songs: 12.studio
producer: here's the beat before you write the lyrics
blueface: i already wrote it
producer: YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME !!!!
blueface: i already wrote it
producer: YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME !!!!
by Nevaeh 😍 June 12, 2019
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by J Bones September 18, 2007
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He will mop the floor, hide the wet sign, just to catch you slippin.
He will mop the floor, hide the wet sign, just to catch you slippin.
Blueface: “Her ass looks like two midgets in a sleeping bag”
“Pull up, bounceoutwitabriefcase it’s time to hannelbidnes”
“I need a freak bitch that don’t give a fuck ona set”
“Pull up, bounceoutwitabriefcase it’s time to hannelbidnes”
“I need a freak bitch that don’t give a fuck ona set”
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Jill recently suffered the loss of her infant child while giving birth. The infant was choked until his face was blue and didn't survive. Jill gave birth to a blueface baby.
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