blort 

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

blort by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008

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A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.

Garfield is such a blort!

blort by Sean Malherbe October 23, 2007

Blort 

This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!

I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!

Blort by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009

blort 

to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure

Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.

blort by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

Blort 

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.

A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!

Blort by macdude72 March 10, 2009

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Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.

Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!

blort by blorthorc October 7, 2003

blort 

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

blort by spike November 10, 2003