Blonder

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

by Somma is gay July 24, 2020

Blonger

Someone who does not like very many races.

Wow, that man is such a blonger! He doesn’t like all the races!

He’s such a blonger right?
YOU STUPID BLONGER! >:(

by sir nicky March 31, 2023

blonder

being more blond then usual

Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds

by icedaman aka superman October 3, 2008

blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.

"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"

by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008

blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.

My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.

by bobco August 3, 2008

Blonderosity

Showing your blondeness

Brittany totally showed her blonderosity when she tripped on her high heels

by Your Lawyer January 5, 2010

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019