BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.

I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"

by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

Blintharking

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.

"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."

by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Blitch 66

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.

if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.

by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009