blistical

A Vagina: half blister, half vertical. A vertical blister.

"I had my shit all deep up in that blistical"

by oliver magee May 12, 2007

balisticisim

An act of mercilessly beating up someone out of pure, unfiltered rage, spite and hatred.

Person A: "Did you hear about how Andrew beat the shit outta Gabe?"
Person B: "Yeah, it was balisticisim."

by Multiplayr111 January 29, 2023

blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023