blinder

Not Belinda

I always thought that b'linda was a play on words of Belinda, except that b'linda's not a vile mary

by bob hole July 7, 2003

blinder

Blind, blinder and blindest

Tom wears glasses because he blinder than Richard.

by DatShrimp September 4, 2021

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.

When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".

by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011

Indiana Blinder

The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.

Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."

by Peterbuster September 5, 2013

brooklyn blinder

When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!

I was making love to my girl and had to take a mean shit, so I gave her the Ole Brooklyn Blinder.

by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 11, 2022

Dawn Blinder

An unintentional massive night of boozing which ends in an unpleasant walk home with the birds tweeting and no sunglasses.

A Dawn Blinder - Most evenings when you say you are going "just for the one or two"

by Lucindigo January 4, 2008