blayson

This man is typically really hot and has fabulous hair with tons and tons of dance moves 💃 he is also very brave and courageous he has a swift pull on girls and he is always a great musician 🎶 he also has really cheesy flirting tricks and normally has tons and tons of talent. This is someone you want to smash!!!

That boy over there, blayson is really sexy.

by Sexybuttalks December 5, 2017

jevon brayton

Usually a white guy with a black name super gay likes sucking dick mom hates him dad probably went to prison usually has head bob best friend probably is someone named hunter he's gay too

I am a Jevon Brayton

by Bigcracker May 31, 2016

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007

Brayton

Braytons are amazing. They are so cute and sweet. They make all other guys seem like Dumb asses. When the slowly spread your legs and start kissing in between your thighs and then slowly insert their fingers into your pussy in and out and make you want to hop ontop it’s the best feeling in the world. And oml his dick feels amazing inside he goes in and out and makes you scream out loud then when your son he will start kissing your neck and boobs then slowly make his way back to you vagina and eat you out. He always wants to be the one doing the work and wants to make you com and organum. His dick is the kind you want in your ass.

That guy didn’t make me con like braytons do

by Jesus’s your kissy November 19, 2017

bayton

taking your johnson to town after getting all horned up by some sloots

Guy 1: I luv bayton to sloots
Guy 2: who dont?

Dont go into Guy's room, hes bayton to some sloots

by 129 GC January 18, 2011

Kai blaydon

A anorexic creature who plays valorent all day and is followed by callum dales

Kai blaydon eats man arse

by a w1se man April 30, 2022

enid blyton

British author of children's stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.

Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"

by SuperGod November 1, 2007