Blandy

This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.

I thought she was down for a blowy but It turned into a high friction blandy!

by Simple Night Cop October 3, 2019

blany

noun. One whom you are safe with, or one who you respect.
adj. Used to describe one who is safe, or who is repsected.
verb. To blane. To be safe with, or to respect.

E.g. 1) I like to cotch with my blany/blanies.
E.g. 2) That boy is so blany.
E.g. 3) I blane that boy bare.

by h>h.>h.! June 30, 2008

Blanzy

verb: to Blanzy

meaning - to absolutely destroy, ruin and irreparably fuck up a task or process.

I blanzyed the shit out of that TV, its totally fucked now.

by Vinylbomb January 22, 2011

Blansexual

a person who is heavily attracted to cate blanchett

omg i’m blansexual

by Youdidthisforwhat December 12, 2020

wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

by blumkin05 September 5, 2016

Sophie Blaney

Someone who is rly annoying and has sex with every boy she sees

Do you see that girl she is such a Sophie Blaney

by Bouncytitties69 May 10, 2020

Blanny

A Blanny is a fanny that is black in colour. Extremely rare on organisms which are in fact white- yet have a black fanny.

"Hey man, have you seen Tonks' Blanny today? It's so black in contrast to her white skin. Weird."

by Tonksmum June 19, 2013