wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

fire blanket

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

liquid blanket

Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.

If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've frozen my ass off walking to the Kohl Center.

by UWSteven January 3, 2008

Cuck Blanket

When your girl steals the blanket you bring and then proceeds to cuddle with other men with it in the same god damn room, five feet away from you. You are then forced to use the blanket that same night in order to not freeze to death in the basement.

A: Did you hear what happened to James last weekend?

B: No what happened?

A: James's date, Cathy, took his blanket and cuddled with four dudes in it the night of their date. He had to watch as well.

B: I can't believe he still hasn't burnt that cuck blanket from Saturday night.

by yuhyeetsauce May 7, 2019

Blanket Rape

The act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by said blanket, leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable, and pissed off.

Dude Lee was sleeping with that nasty bitch in the living room and I was totally going to blanket rape him.

by morecowbell2416 March 13, 2011

Cat's Blanket

Nickname for Cate Blanchett. Because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a Cat's Blanket.

Stu: Na, I ain't never seen that film.
Laura: Trust me, we saw it.
Stu: Who was in it?
Laura: No one big, except for... What's her name, the British lass...
Ryan: Cat's Blanket?
Laura: Yeah, her.
Stu: Dude, that movie sucked.

by RyKirb July 7, 2008

Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013